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#SCARAMUCCHI AND THE GAY PORN STAR HOW TO#
Perhaps those two observations help to explain why we take our porn so very seriously, why we could probably talk for hours about specific scenes that opened our eyes to new activities of which we'd previously never dreamed, and why we are so madly in love with certain familiar faces (and other parts) who seemed to teach us how to do “it” and gave us permission to stop worrying our parents would find out so we could simply enjoy being pigs - at least on occasion. Two: For gay men, with no societal instruction on what happens when two guys fall in love or even just lust, pornography was for decades the primary means by which we could find those answers. We can sometimes treat our partners like crap while still holding our heads up high, yet can wax nostalgic about unbelievably satisfying sexual encounters, revering them as if they were religious experiences. But if that's true, then men definitely mythologize it too much for our own good. One: Generally speaking, it's thought that women probably emotionalize sex a bit too much for their own good. If I had to guess, though, I’d wager he also has a certain classic Ron Jeremy video bookmarked, if only as part of his research into people not named “Steve Bannon” who can suck their own cock.Gay-listers (Images via respective studios) So far as I’m aware, Scaramucci hasn’t commented on his following of Mitchell or other accounts associated with the adult industry. I certainly won’t be looking for a change in that department, though I will applaud him if he chooses to start going in the right direction.” I don’t think he’s doing well for the LGBTQ community, and I doubt anyone expected him to be. I think he’s performing as well as we should expect from a person with his experience level in the office of the magnitude he’s in. “President Trump is only seven months in, and I think it’s going to be a long three years and five months left for both him and us. “As far as Scaramucci’s appointment goes, I had never heard of him until he was appointed, but I will say I think his tweeting is a little juvenile,” Mitchell said. Reading between the lines a bit, it seems safe to say Mitchell does have reservations about Scaramucci and Trump, but he’s inclined to be a bit delicate and cautious in how he expresses his concerns. “But I’m at a point in my career where focusing more energy on the current political situation would detract from my abilities to climb the corporate ladder, if you will.” “I vote every chance I get, and I’m not afraid to ‘get political,’” Mitchell said. “I’d have to say, Anthony Scaramucci is the most surprising follower I have.”īeyond noting how odd it was to find Scaramucci among his followers, Mitchell doesn’t have a whole lot to say about Mooch and his former boss in the White House, a reticence that appears to be rooted in Mitchell’s career ambitions. “When I saw he was following me, my reaction was exactly what I posted online - ‘Wait… what?’,” Mitchell said. Speaking of Mitchell, the gay porn star was more than a little surprised to learn the Mooch was among his followers, after discovering the fact in a “Twitter Moments” slideshow. Sure, the Mooch has a solid two-weeks experience as a communications director, but if you ask me, the far more natural fit for him would be to serve as the company’s social media director.įor starters, Scaramucci evidently has lots of experience following adult industry personalities and accounts, from Shyla Jennings and Ami-Muha to Hegre and Blake Mitchell. While Scaramucci might be a good match for a porn industry job, I think Camsoda is barking up the wrong department, so to speak.
“Similar to your previous role, you’ll be required to give daily press briefings on an assortment of topics ranging in material - everything from the positives of safe sex to the best positions for people to try to even a quick rundown of upcoming cam shows that will be featured on our platform, touting the impressive roster of models we have,” CamSoda Vice President Darren Press wrote in a letter to Scaramucci. Scaramucci has demonstrated a gift for profane expression after all, and clearly he has the sort of brash, obnoxious personality that might function well in the corporate culture of a live-cam company - particularly one with a penchant for shameless self-promotion. Still, as porn job offers go, this one has a modicum of sense to it. The rationale for making the offer, obviously, is to garner publicity from having made it, not some sincere hope of landing the Mooch as an employee. – In a flash of entirely predictable un-originality, CamSoda has offered erstwhile White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci a job overseeing the company’s communication strategy.